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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5350 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?