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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6559 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 194514 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?