Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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