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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4460 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1991 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?