| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8621 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4442 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4155 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8114 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5354 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8070 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4258 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2184 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8105 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9523 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9350 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4095 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1239 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.
Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!
