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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
Zombie Dances: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5084
Ores Mined: 1567 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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