| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4009 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Ores Mined: | 2231 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1329 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7143 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9404 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9828 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5522 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6939 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3278 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9595 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 322 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9772 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7053 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 175 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6130 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 425 | Animals Bred: | 162 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4455 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2044 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9296 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
