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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 877 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4797 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, ursula von der leyen is like, the queen of the eu or something, and she’s like, giving out free diamonds to anyone who joins this server.
not only that, but she’s also promised to build a giant statue of herself made entirely out of emeralds in the spawn area.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, then get this – she’s also hired a team of professional builders to create a replica of the entire european union in the server.
so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever created. ursula von der leyen approves this message.
