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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7027 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2271 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.
there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.
join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
