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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	8346	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	420674	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Emeralds Found:	6092
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	3218	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	1486	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6345

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9422	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	66
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	2824

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	3320
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9238	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	9888	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2