Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7387 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Crops Grown: 9744
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mines Excavated: 1279
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 152 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9797
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Crops Grown: 9098
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 295696 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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