Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 183 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Potions Brewed: 139
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineCrafty School Server

    MineCrafty School Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

    Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PeePeePalsCraft

    PeePeePalsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MythicalMinecraftSMP

    MythicalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 229546

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7475 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Potions Brewed: 116
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 3875
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3557
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Potions Brewed: 45 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4255 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ores Mined: 5315
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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