Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Zombie Dances: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineMotivationCraft

    MineMotivationCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

    UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!
    so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

    join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Belly Thread Minecraft Server

    Belly Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

    The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

    Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • JoblessExodusCraft

    JoblessExodusCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

    So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

    ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

    we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

    plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BDSM MedCare FunLand

    BDSM MedCare FunLand
    so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

    join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

    come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9341 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ores Mined: 2554 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Towns Built: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Zombie Dances: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Farms Harvested: 631 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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