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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 298 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7819 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
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