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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8879 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 147 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
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