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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
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