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Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6751	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	251405
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Magic Items Found:	5617

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1260
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	287	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115