lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Mines Excavated: 4897 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6748

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 115 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 152 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 193 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Enchantments Applied: 129
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7191 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 61 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5089 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Chimeras Created: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GrinchCraft: AITA?

    GrinchCraft: AITA?
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

    On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

    So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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