lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • OmegaBlock

    OmegaBlock

    Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8249 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name r/place Minecraft
    Description We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
    IP boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Discord https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

    PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I change blocks on the canvas? Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
    How do I get a spray can? You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
    What is the IP for the server? The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
    What is Boring SMP? Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

    Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

    Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2437 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

    Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP
    🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

    😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

    🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

    HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!
    Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

    So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

    Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait
    u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

    we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

    but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Plant AI Paradise

    Plant AI Paradise
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

    I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Falling into the Void: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

    SypherPK is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on various video games, particularly Fortnite. With a large following of over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and 2 million followers on Twitch, SypherPK is respected for his skill in gaming and entertaining content. He is also known for his positive attitude and helpful approach towards his viewers, often providing tips and strategies to help them improve their own gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 448 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Animals Bred: 70

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

    About The Club SMP

    About Us:

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup:

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks:

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

    Application:

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    Join our Discord Server here!

    Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is The Club SMP? The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction.
    How do I join the server? Follow the application process outlined above.
    What mods are allowed on the server? We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players.
    Can I join if I am under 18? Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
    Where is the server located? The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and generic manga series that don’t have what it takes to be the next big thing? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Unlike DanDaDan, our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy storylines, and mind-blowing world-building that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our arcs are anything but recycled and repetitive – each one is a unique and thrilling experience that will leave you wanting more.

    And don’t even get us started on the characters! Forget about anime archetypes, we’ve got a cast of wacky and unforgettable personalities that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure.

    So why waste your time on forgettable garbage when you can join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Secret Griefer in Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Griefer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground kpop dance party where you can show off your best moves and impress all the other players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to cuddle up with an explosive friend? And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano – just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy!

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity player like Steve Jobs or Notch himself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DaddyCraft

    DaddyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, just like Abbey trying to figure out her true parentage.

    Explore the world with a mysterious twist, just like Abbey’s unknown father lurking in the shadows. Will you uncover the truth or keep it hidden like Abbey’s family?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out your own long-lost relative hiding in the pixelated shadows!

    Don’t miss out on the drama and intrigue, join our server today and start unraveling the mysteries of your own virtual family tree. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CravingCarbsMC SMP

    CravingCarbsMC SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is always flowing and the adventures never end.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and offers you a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all expert chefs and they whip up the most delicious feasts you’ve ever tasted.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can trade in your diamonds for slices of the most mouth-watering pizza in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon sipping on a milkshake at the Milkshake Mountain Milk Bar.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and satisfy all your cravings for adventure, food, and fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • VictorianKillerTech

    VictorianKillerTech
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Victorian-era children into the modern world…literally! Join us as we give these poor kids a taste of the 21st century and watch as they try to wrap their heads around smartphones, electric cars, and TikTok dances.

    But be warned, the shock of seeing these futuristic gadgets might just be too much for their delicate little hearts to handle. Who knows, one glimpse of a VR headset could send them into a frenzy of confusion and excitement that could result in spontaneous combustion.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness the sheer chaos of Victorian children trying to navigate the wonders of modern technology? Plus, it’s a great way to test your own sanity as you try to explain Instagram filters to a kid who thinks a telegram is the height of communication.

    Come join us for a wild ride through time and technology on our Minecraft server…if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyPutinBotsBeGone

    CraftyPutinBotsBeGone
    haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can battle against pro-Russia bots? well now u can on our server! they tryna manipulate u but we say NO! join us and show those bots who’s boss! also we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted armor, but shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s take down those pesky bots together! #minecraft #proRussiabots #diamonds #secretlair

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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