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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 363 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.