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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
New Chunks Explored:	223081	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	986
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	590	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Votes:	6562
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchantments Applied:	258
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	2010	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	852	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2345	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5982	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	1666	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1