Let Me Explain Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where the media controls your every thought and action? Do you want to break free from the chains of societal norms and embrace your true inner chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us on a journey of self-discovery as you navigate through a world where the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine, because here, anything goes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins and take control of the entire world. Will you join forces with them, or will you fight against the chaos they bring? The choice is yours, but be warned, nothing is as it seems in this twisted reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner madness run wild! Who knows what kind of adventures and insanity await you in this unpredictable world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crops Grown:	5344	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6650	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	742	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	70	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	113
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7024	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).