Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ores Mined: 2321 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Emeralds Found: 2846

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Potions Brewed: 98

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 189588

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Ores Mined: 8983 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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