so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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