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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	97	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of loaning tens of thousands of dollars to your spouse who can’t seem to manage their money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the financial woes of real life and dive into a world where money grows on trees (literally, we have a money tree plugin)!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the thrill of being financially irresponsible without any real-life consequences. Build your dream mansion, buy all the virtual clothes you want, and hire a lawyer for discrimination cases just for fun (we have a lawyer NPC that you can hire with in-game currency)!

Don’t worry about saving up for that car repair or paying off student loans, because on our server, money is no object. And if your spouse tries to guilt trip you into lending them money, just tell them “That’s not love” and point them towards our server where they can earn their own virtual cash.

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind! Who needs real money when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft world? Plus, we have a special depression treatment center where you can get virtual therapy sessions for free (in-game currency required for sessions after the first one). See you in the game!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	8707	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	81	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5535
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	5912
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	250
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4022	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4908	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6595	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	853105

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3435
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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