Lemon Cloud | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	631

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Star Shards Collected:	172	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Votes:	9854
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3