lagartixosmine.hostmine.com.br
lagartixosmine.hostmine.com.br
We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!
And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!
So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!
Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!
Join us and experience a world where you can build to your heart’s content, mine for diamonds without any annoying phone calls interrupting you, and explore vast landscapes without any receptionist transferring you to the wrong person.
Forget about commission-hungry customer service reps and annoying phone calls – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only calls you’ll be answering are the ones from your fellow players asking you to team up for an epic adventure!
But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.
So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.
we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.
join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. u team up with ur friends to build the most epic castle ever, but watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal ur diamonds!
oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters? yea, u gonna need all ur skills to survive down there. but don’t worry, we got ur back with protection from evil forces, just like merz warned about nato.
so, if u ready for a wild ride and want to escape the craziness of real life, join us on dis minecraft server! trust me, u won’t regret it.
but be careful, time travel can be dangerous!!! you might accidentally step on a butterfly and change the course of history forever!!! or you might end up in a world where everyone speaks in emojis and dances the macarena all day long!!!
so come join us on this crazy adventure through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!!
Minecraft Server Overview | |
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Server Type | Vanilla |
Target Audience | Adults with limited time |
Server Features | Cozy, safe, moderated, no drama |
Supported Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
A: The server provides a safe and cozy space for adults to relax, build houses, and enjoy the game without worrying about griefers, thieves, or hackers.
A: The server is properly moderated to ensure a drama-free environment. There is no tolerance for disruptive behavior.
A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock platforms are supported on this server.
A: Drop your Discord below and the server admin will add you to the server.
A: The server is specifically designed for adults with limited time and a desire for a more relaxed gaming experience.
Like, seriously, you can build your own castle and rule over all the other players like a boss.
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds waiting for you to discover.
Plus, there’s a whole community of players who are just as crazy and obsessed with Minecraft as you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join lmcss now and let the adventure begin!
Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!
Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉
And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?