| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9422 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3119 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.
Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 942 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 2526 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?
Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!
So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1859 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9237 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9901 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9165 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Votes: | 812 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.
Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.
So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8213 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2163 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!
So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6251 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.
play.opanarchy.net:25659
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6948 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Ores Mined: | 7159 |
| IP | torrentsmp.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/torrent |
| Versions |
Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.
| – An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience |
| – Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes |
| – Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights! |
| – Fully integrated economy system with player shops |
| – Custom armor and tools |
| – Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore |
| – Skyblock; with some twists |
| – The ability to raid other islands! |
| – Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more |
| – Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore |
| – Quests & jobs |
| – Epic PvP with teams/clans |
| – Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools |
| – King of the Hill |
| – Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system |
| – Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned! |
| – Duels & Arenas |
| – Custom fishing system |
| – Griefing and stealing allowed! |
Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7330 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.
And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3318 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4726 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1268 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 265 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3851 |
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.
So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7253 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3150 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3242 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 256 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9046 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 6115 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8253 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.
but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!
