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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7439 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
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