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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7230 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 708 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
