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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3397 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
