Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Star Shards Collected: 189
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Ores Mined: 6018 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Potions Brewed: 31
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Animals Bred: 71

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Crops Grown: 1527 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 763920
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Farms Harvested: 853 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Emeralds Found: 181 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Emeralds Found: 4431
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magic Items Found: 2759
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2277 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Villages Defended: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2117 Dragon Eggs Found: 4909
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Crops Grown: 9482

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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