Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9143 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magic Items Found: 3822 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 50 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Crops Grown: 2308 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Dimension Hops: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Zombie Dances: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Animals Bred: 83 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Crops Grown: 4817
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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