| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6134 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 58 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
