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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6283 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 2328 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)