Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 356794
Enchantments Applied: 253 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Alien Abductions: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Star Shards Collected: 75

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY