Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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