Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY