| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3240 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5706 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2030 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7858 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Votes: | 951 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8079 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 159 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4372 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4702 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1192 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 369 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1805 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9423 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 5096 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7529 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6420 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3425 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5934 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6230 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 93 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 177 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 212 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9759 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
