why join? well, where else can you experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle in minecraft?! 🏰💣
our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up your creations because they know we mean business! 💥🙅♂️
plus, our community is so tight-knit, we have secret underground bunkers where we hide from the mods when they try to ban us for our shenanigans! 🕳️🤫
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today! just watch out for those pesky evacs, they’re a real buzzkill. 😜🚁🔥
November 19, 2024
Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.