LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

Assassination, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israeli strike, lebanon, LebCraftStrike, MIA, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing in action, News, Quds, Quds Force, regional tensions, SECURITY, speculation, WARFARE

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4297	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

Airport, Attack, boom, CASUALTIES, Chinese, Chinese nationals, convoy, current events, diplomatic crisis, explosion, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, KaboomCraft, Karachi, massive explosion, News, Pakistan, security threat, targeted attack, Terrorism, tragic event, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	6753	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!