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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Star Shards Collected: 60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 3195
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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