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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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