lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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