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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3600 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
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