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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 302 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
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Forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server, every garage is equipped with a rocket launcher ready to flatten our enemies. We’re not afraid to bomb medical facilities and churches, just like Israel in Lebanon. It’s all about survival of the fittest on our server, and we’re not afraid to do whatever it takes to come out on top.
Join us now before it’s too late! The fight for Greater Minecraft has begun, and you don’t want to be left behind. Plus, our server has the best oil and gas fields and shipping straits around, so you know you’ll be living large in our virtual world. Don’t be a boomer, join us and help us achieve total domination!
