Leatherneck_Land – Minecraft SMP – Grab your pickaxes, Marines!

@POTUS45, again.., Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, GA, God Bless the USA, Grab, Grand Rapids, Kinston, Leatherneck_Land, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, MARINES, Mi, Minecraft, nc, Pa, Pickaxes, Pittsburgh, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, President Trump Final Rally, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump in Lititz, President Trump Last Day Rally, President Trump Office, President Trump Rallies in Greensboro, President Trump Rally, President Trump Speaks at Macon, ptg, raleigh, smp, TeamTrump, TO ALL OUR LEATHERNECKS AND DEVIL DOGS EDITION, Trump Spox, TrumpVideo, TrumpWarRoom, we will win

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is running this server and he’s making Minecraft great again, again!

Join us for epic rallies in-game where President Trump gives speeches and holds campaign events to make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Build walls, make deals, and drain the swamp in this one-of-a-kind server experience.

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s Spox, will be there to keep you updated on all the latest server news and events. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most tremendous Minecraft server in history.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestBase

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	237	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	4294
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Emeralds Found:	6393
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3629	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1054	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	981	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1836
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4322
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!