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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9928 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no psychos to hold your leash? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be surrounded by a group of absolute lunatics who will make your gaming experience unforgettable. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos! Who needs sanity anyway?
