Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

MomDadMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	7771
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crops Grown:	7865
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Emeralds Found:	6246
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4560
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Villages Defended:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1764
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5885	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!