Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4137	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	5569
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	3160	Votes:	8226
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2830
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Items Found:	8853	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7475	Magic Items Found:	2919
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9343	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	609
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	837	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	262	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!