LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	83351

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	5855

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Villages Defended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

American society, asian women, attractive, Beautiful, DESIRED, geriatric, ghetto wastelands, highest-status males, intcels, Minecraft, niggas, Palace, PIXEL, pro athletes, Server, travis kelce, unfuckable Jews, white billionaires, white wives, white women, wiggers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.