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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3673 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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