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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4944 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1742 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
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